{"id":42,"date":"2011-01-19T07:47:46","date_gmt":"2011-01-19T13:47:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianfarreybooks.com\/wordpress\/?p=42"},"modified":"2011-01-18T18:01:21","modified_gmt":"2011-01-19T00:01:21","slug":"scenes-from-my-day-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianfarreybooks.com\/wordpress\/2011\/01\/scenes-from-my-day-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Scenes from my day #1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>(Scene:\u00c2\u00a0 Standing in the break room, waiting for my lunch to finish cooking in the microwave.\u00c2\u00a0 FEMALE CO-WORKER points out the window where a light snow is falling against a bright blue sky. The sun overhead catches the new snow, giving it a sparkling effect as it floats to the ground.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>FEMALE CO-WORKER: \u00c2\u00a0It looks like someone\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s throwing fairy dust!<\/p>\n<p><em>(Suddenly, the snowfall increases <\/em><em>dramatically <\/em><em>and as the sun glints off, the rapid twinkling almost looks like a transporter effect from STAR TREK.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>ME: Now it looks like someone\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s on the roof putting fairies through a wood chipper.<\/p>\n<p>(FEMALE CO-WORKER stares at me for five full seconds before vacating the break room without another word.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Scene:\u00c2\u00a0 Standing in the break room, waiting for my lunch to finish cooking in the microwave.\u00c2\u00a0 FEMALE CO-WORKER points out the window where a light snow is falling against a bright blue sky. The sun overhead catches the new snow, giving it a sparkling effect as it floats to the ground.) FEMALE CO-WORKER: \u00c2\u00a0It looks [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-scenes-from-my-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianfarreybooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianfarreybooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianfarreybooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianfarreybooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianfarreybooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brianfarreybooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianfarreybooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianfarreybooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianfarreybooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}