{"id":135,"date":"2011-08-25T10:38:49","date_gmt":"2011-08-25T15:38:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianfarreybooks.com\/wordpress\/?p=135"},"modified":"2011-08-20T10:45:38","modified_gmt":"2011-08-20T15:45:38","slug":"scenes-from-my-day-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianfarreybooks.com\/wordpress\/2011\/08\/scenes-from-my-day-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Scenes from my day #3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>(Scene:\u00c2\u00a0 Talking with Another Female Co-worker near our cubicles.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>ANOTHER FEMALE CO-WORKER: I was looking through the birth announcements in the paper and found a couple that had named their baby girl Krypton. Krypton! Why name her after Superman\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s home planet?<\/p>\n<p>ME: Maybe she was named after the element. Maybe it was a toss-up between that or Gadolinium. I think she got off easy.<\/p>\n<p><em>(ANOTHER FEMALE CO-WORKER stares at me for five full seconds, shakes her head, and walks away.)<\/em><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_136\" style=\"width: 154px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brianfarreybooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/gad.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-136\" class=\"size-full wp-image-136\" title=\"gad\" src=\"https:\/\/brianfarreybooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/gad.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"144\" height=\"182\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-136\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">You think I got it bad? My brother Lithium can&#39;t go near the psych ward without getting accosted.<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Scene:\u00c2\u00a0 Talking with Another Female Co-worker near our cubicles.) ANOTHER FEMALE CO-WORKER: I was looking through the birth announcements in the paper and found a couple that had named their baby girl Krypton. Krypton! Why name her after Superman\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s home planet? ME: Maybe she was named after the element. Maybe it was a toss-up between [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-scenes-from-my-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianfarreybooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianfarreybooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianfarreybooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianfarreybooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianfarreybooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=135"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brianfarreybooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianfarreybooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianfarreybooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianfarreybooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}